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{"slip": { "id": 21, "advice": "Don't feed Mogwais after midnight."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 25, "advice": "Never buy cheap cling film."}}

{"slip": { "id": 41, "advice": "Don't use Excel or Powerpoint documents for your basic word processing needs."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 23, "advice": "Your smile could make someone's day, don't forget to wear it."}}

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