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Israel Sesay is a soccer player who currently plays as a defender for the Empire Strykers in the Major Arena Soccer League. Born in Sierra Leone, he has represented the United States at youth level.
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{"type":"standard","title":"Mariner 5","displaytitle":"Mariner 5","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q213506","titles":{"canonical":"Mariner_5","normalized":"Mariner 5","display":"Mariner 5"},"pageid":38788,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/0/02/Mariner_5.jpg/330px-Mariner_5.jpg","width":320,"height":223},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/0/02/Mariner_5.jpg","width":640,"height":445},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1288895730","tid":"7abb502f-2984-11f0-bf70-9b52c4d0fa1a","timestamp":"2025-05-05T07:42:22Z","description":"NASA flyby mission to Venus (1967–1968)","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mariner_5","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mariner_5?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mariner_5?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Mariner_5"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mariner_5","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Mariner_5","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mariner_5?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Mariner_5"}},"extract":"Mariner 5 was a spacecraft of the Mariner program that carried a complement of experiments to probe Venus' atmosphere by radio occultation, measure the hydrogen Lyman-alpha spectrum, and sample the solar particles and magnetic field fluctuations above the planet. Its goals were to measure interplanetary and Venusian magnetic fields, charged particles, plasma, radio refractivity and UV emissions of the Venusian atmosphere.","extract_html":"
Mariner 5 was a spacecraft of the Mariner program that carried a complement of experiments to probe Venus' atmosphere by radio occultation, measure the hydrogen Lyman-alpha spectrum, and sample the solar particles and magnetic field fluctuations above the planet. Its goals were to measure interplanetary and Venusian magnetic fields, charged particles, plasma, radio refractivity and UV emissions of the Venusian atmosphere.
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